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gearhead1951 · Member Joined: 10 Dec 2007 Posts: 24 Location: greenock

An Old Hillbilly's Advice:

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. *

Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.*

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.*

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.*

Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.*

Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.*

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.*

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.*

It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.*

You cannot unsay a cruel word.*

Every path has a few puddles.*

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.*

The best sermons are lived, not preached.

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.*

Don't judge folks by their relatives.*

Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.*

Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.*

Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering you none.*

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.*

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.*

Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.*

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.*

Always drink upstream from the herd.*

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.*

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.*

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.*

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.*
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.*

This should be required readin' fer all politicians !!

gearhead
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Jon G · Member Joined: 11 Jul 2009 Posts: 10 Location: Saltcoats

Theres some crackers in there.
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