gearhead1951
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extreme redneckYou're An EXTREME Redneck When...
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest rooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family died right after saying 'Hey, guys, watch this'.
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9. Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines'.
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk
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Spud
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Yurp !!!!!....  
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Ronninxx
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Spud i think a few these apply to you. 
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Kidhaf
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Jeesus I thought that was the entrace qualifications for the hillbillies being quoted ....only joking guys hope you are all well.....
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Spud
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Long time no hear EGG.....
Must have been the Blues Dooo
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Kidhaf
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Alrighty Spud aye not been doing many rallies this year Blue Do and a couple of other smaller ones down south .... went to the big Gaydon Bash for the 50th Bonny celebration....thatw as incredible ...some of those older Bonnies were minted... mind you some we did have some discussion over whether bikes that were not ridden should be allowed to win prizes over bikes that some fellas had maintained and still used... the usual drunken pish .....
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