AYRSHIRE BIKERS MCC

Spud · Admin Joined: 05 Nov 2006 Posts: 778 Location: Kilmarnock

A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back
and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you, sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr!" the man replies. The cop asks,
"Where was your car the last time you saw it?". "It wasss on the end of thisshh key," the man replies.
About that time the cop decides to mention that the man's wiener is hanging
out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing
a beat, blurts out "Holy sh!t ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!!!!!"

Sorry......stolen from other forum
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stevengsx · Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:12 pm Post subject: Todays joke 17/11/06

I Parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me " Oi, whats your disability mate?" I said "Tourettes, you c**t, now fuck off!"